You Can’t Fight or Read – Cookie’s Roast Book for the Loud & Wrong

$3.33 – Digital Download by Cookie

Let’s be real... if you loud and wrong, Cookie wrote this e-book specifically for you.
This ain't no poetry book. This the rawest, most disrespectful ATL-style roast manual you ever laid your unmoisturized eyes on. Cookie came to snatch wigs, edges, and that last shred of your fake confidence—all for the low price of $3.33.

From crusty baby daddies and broke besties to wigs with trauma and group chats in flames, these roasts ain’t friendly… they personal.

What You Get:

• 50+ venom-laced ATL roasts that’ll leave folks mad for days

• Cookie’s signature messy, ghetto, ratchet voice in every line

• Digital download, instant access, no tracking number needed

• Side effects may include: petty behavior, loud laughter, and blocked numbers
  

• Bonus Petty Prayer

Disclaimer: This book WILL hurt feelings. And Cookie ain’t sorry.
📲 Read it. Screenshot it. Send it to the one who need it.
💅 Just $3.33 — cheaper than lashes and way more damaging.

💥 Why You Need It:

• ✅ 50+ ATL-style roasts from the mouth of Cookie

• ✅ Hood-approved. Group chat ready. Soul-snatching certified.

• ✅ No shipping. No wait. Instant download.

• ✅ Guaranteed to hurt somebody’s feelings. (Probably yours.)

⚠️ Trigger Warning:

If you got thin skin, don’t click download.
Cookie ain’t liable for blocked numbers, unfollowed friends, or baby daddies crying in your DMs.