Terms of service

📝 Terms of Service
Welcome to The Cookie Show, where we talk slick, sell digital, and stay petty. Before you shop, read the fine print. (Yes, even you, sis.)

1. Acceptance of Terms
By using this site, purchasing any product, or engaging with our content, you agree to be bound by these Terms of Service. If you don’t like ‘em—don’t shop here. Period.

2. Digital Product Use
All products (eBooks, audio files, digital downloads, and ratchet roasts) are for personal use only. You may not resell, share, repost, or redistribute Cookie’s content without permission.
We petty, but we’ll still lawyer up.

3. Payments
We accept all major payment methods through Shopify’s secure checkout. Prices are in USD. Once payment is processed, access to your download is instant.
No, we don’t take food stamps or vibes.

4. Refunds
Due to the digital nature of our products, all sales are final. You clicked it, you bought it.
Need help? Contact officialcookieshow@gmailcom within 3 days if your product didn’t show up.

5. Behavior & Respect
Don’t come on this site with disrespect, hate speech, or spammy nonsense. We block faster than your baby daddy runs from responsibility.

6. Intellectual Property
All content on this site—including text, images, graphics, audio, and Cookie’s roasts—are owned by The Cookie Show.
Copying it? Don’t. We see everything.

7. Age Requirements
You must be 18 years or older to purchase from this site. Cookie don’t babysit.

8. Modifications
We may update these Terms at any time without notice. Keep up or get left behind.

9. Contact
Questions? Concerns? Wanna tattle?
📧 officialcookieshow@gmail.com

Thanks for shopping messy, loud, and digital. Cookie said what she said.