Shipping policy

📦 Shipping Policy
Ain’t Nothin’ Coming in the Mail, Boo!

All products sold by The Cookie Show are digital downloads — that means no trucks, no tracking numbers, and no knocking at your door unless it’s your neighbor being nosy.

🚫 No Physical Shipping
We don’t ship nothin’. Everything you buy (roast books, petty prayers, e-guides, etc.) will be delivered digitally via email or instant download link.

If you were lookin’ for a package, you on the wrong site, cousin.

⏱️ Delivery Time
Orders are processed instantly.

Download links are sent within minutes to the email you provided at checkout.

If you don’t see it? Check your spam folder or promotions tab before actin’ out.

🧾 Wrong Email or Issues?
Typed your email wrong? Download didn’t show up? Breathe.
Contact us at officialcookieshow@gmail.com within 3 days of purchase and we’ll make sure you get what you paid for—unless you real rude. Then... maybe not.

💅 Final Word
Cookie delivers disrespect, not packages.
This store is 100% digital, 0% UPS. Get your laughs, roasts, and petty content with zero wait.